We are still not quite into the finger-tip tantalisingly close season of Spring, so need a bit of cheering up to cope with the grey skies and gloom, not to mention endless reports about Brexit and Trump. A friend sent me the following which apparently won Best Joke in a competition. I'm sure we've all experienced this......
WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
USER: cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER: boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
USER: 1 boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one uppercase character.
USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one uppercase character consecutively.
USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesYouStupidIdiotGiveMeAccessNow!
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
USER : IWillHuntYouDown50BloodyBoiled CabbagesYouStupidIdiotGiveMeAccessNow
Arghhhhhhh.
6 comments:
Absolutely love this, having recently spent rather a long time trying to sort out passwords. Do you mind if I borrow it to put on my blog?
ha ha, that is so true!
Love it - I can recognise every step of that bloody password change!
Had a good chuckle but hate having to change passwords. It's easy to think of a good one but how to remember exactly what you did with it! Not so good!
Maggie x
Hahahaha! Thanks for the giggle today!
That's a good one, haha! There are so many passwords and codes to remember - but they all ward off the Alzheimer's, hopefully.
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