Having been inundated this last few months by the same jolly jolly automated-voice call feigning surprise that I had not
"No," I screamed, "I want to ask YOU a question first. Why do I keep on getting inundated with these calls about....." The line went dead. She had hung up on me and all before I could tell her I don't even have a loft. I've got a flat roof, you see.
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